
There were quite a few times where he had to nudge them towards understanding, today included.
They were both good kids, even if they were a little bit confused a significant amount of the time. Rufus’ job description was pretty much ‘Keep The Chosen Ones On Track And Out Of Trouble’, but he’d be lying if he didn’t admit they were pretty fun to spend time with. This is sweet and mushy and just like oblivious people Figuring Shit Out. I hate the trope of 'we're totally straight but we're just practicing' and YET!! Anyway, the balance of the world depends on Bill and Ted's realization that they were in love the whole time. Language: English Words: 35,683 Chapters: 3/3 Comments: 17 Kudos: 47 Bookmarks: 11 Hits: 537 Ted’s life, told through snapshots of ages, becoming themself, and finding their family. Me: comes out as enby and watches bnt for the 1st around the same time.Give the princesses personalities or perish.fuck captain logan me and my homies hate captain logan.ive been hyper focusing on this for weeks idk what I’ll do now lmao.Elizabeth & Joanna & Ted "Theodore" Logan & Bill S.
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Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings. SmilesRawesome Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies) (essentially just a cute lil self-discovery fic w/ some interpersonal drama thrown in-check the tags for any other facets you may be curious abt!) Language: English Words: 2,337 Chapters: 1/? Comments: 2 Kudos: 10 Bookmarks: 2 Hits: 106 The princesses don't exist in this one lol sorryĪfter years of longing for a place to call home, Melanie Deetz arrives in San Dimas and meets two locals who may just be exactly what she's been searching for. Ted is a clueless bi but we love him for it. Original Female Character/Original Female Character. Ted "Theodore" Logan/Original Character(s). Indecentlytheatrical Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies) Language: English Words: 10,400 Chapters: 5/? Comments: 14 Kudos: 23 Bookmarks: 3 Hits: 397 Could his Dad have actually killed his mom? That would be most heinous! Join Bill and Ted as they navigate the bigoted attitude of the 80’s and try to solve this old murder mystery. Questioning gender is not easy dude! But things get even more intense when they realize they have feelings for each other, and when Ted starts to remember some weird stuff. Preston Esq.īill and Ted are having to navigate through many bogus challenges. Preston, Esq.CrownKiller, soulofapunk1 Fandoms: Bill & Ted (Movies) Let's rock!ĭeath: You may be a king or a little street sweeper, but sooner or later, you dance with the Reaper! Taglines And the best time to be is now, and all's we can say is. Bill: And you know? Ted: The best place to be is here. Ted: We've been all around the afterlife. Later films focus on attempts by others to break up Bill & Ted so that their music will never lead to the utopia. Ted: I don't believe this guy!īill: Ladies and gentleman, we've been to the past, we've been to the future. The leaders of this society send Rufus (George Carlin) to help Bill & Ted pass school with the aid of a time machine, that appears as a phone booth, to make sure they pass and assure the future.
You said "Mustard"! Can we go back now? Death: Best 3 out of 5. Death: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick. Ted: What's he doing? Bill: I don't know. Ted: The day after tomorrow, if things work out. Bill: But all that stuff hasn't happened. Ted: What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff. Bill: The point is I know we promised you a better life. Sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Ted: As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existence, surrounded by various creatures. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Bill: As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beasts.
That was non non non NON-heinous!ĭialogue Ted: Your probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet. This is not like I expected at all! We got totally lied to by our album covers.